now that she's back in the atmosphere with drops of jupiter in her hair

If you ever have to spend 24 hours traveling with 3 flights and 8 hours of layovers, here are some ways to keep entertained!
1.) Go to the OPI counter, open each nail polish and paint every nail a different color!
2.) Spray on 50 different types of perfumes until you make your very own new concoction
3.) Decide to move to Germany since all workers keep mistaking you for a local! COOL I fit in so well there.
4.) Sit next to an ER surgeon and listen to his crazy stories about how weird and demented people are!
5.) WATCH AVATARRRRRRRRR
6.) and eat. a lot.

And then, when you land in Chicago and immediately want to return to Europe, don't fret. This is a normal reaction. Here are some initial observations I made upon my arrival to the US..


America:
1.) Why does it matter if my zip-lock bag of liquids is pint-sized or a little bigger? Don't talk to me like I haven't been to FIVE other airports today and passed security with EASE in every single one.
2.) To those Americans NOT addicted to Starbucks: "tall" does not refer to a description of the tallest cup. That is their word for "small." Please don't hold up the line having an argument with the cashier over this.
3.) I have an idea! Why don't brightly colored coach purses, crocs, sweatpants, and fat people take over the nation! Oh wait..

Tomorrow's agenda:
-Panera for breakfast
-Panera for lunch
-Panera for snack
-Panera for dinner

There's no place like home :)